Archive for April, 2006

Relay for Life


This really is serious. I am participating in the Relay for Life to raise money for cancer research. I signed up to do this a couple of months ago. A few people who are close to me have battled cancer of one kind or another, and a few years ago my grandpa lost that battle. […]

It’s magazine salesperson season once again. I remember the first time one approached me in a parking lot. I was 17 years old happily walking to my car outside of Wal-Mart. This very charming, slightly older, hot guy came up to me, telling me he was involved in some sort of contest and all he […]

Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 […]

The worst song of all time‘See the tree, how big it’s’ — groanBy Todd LeopoldCNN Bobby Goldsboro’s “Honey” was one of the biggest hits of 1968.(CNN) — I knew it was coming.Every day, at the end of almost every hour, XM’s ’60s channel plays the top six hits of a corresponding week from that decade. […]

This post isn’t about the whole immigration controversy. This blog isn’t about controversy at all, the point is to just have a little fun (often by poking fun at others). However, I have always felt that if you’re going to live here in the good ol’ US of A, you should learn to speak our […]



BOSTON (Reuters) – Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac Inc. duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned “unsexiest man in the world” by an alternative newspaper on Tuesday.“The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman,” The Boston Phoenix wrote.New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second […]



Wow! Yes, it’s true, I’m still alive!! A-freakin’-mazing. I have just not been particularly inspired to blog lately. Anywho, I thought it was time to Google my name again. In the past it has brought up results that I’m a sexy, curvy, blonde porn star (who knew???). Sorry to disappoint you, but the porn star […]