More reasons that Bratz are slutty..


Barbie shows us that you don’t have to be a slut to have fabulous hair (but I guess you have to have the tres chic Wilma Flintstone pearls… yabba dabba do!)

The “Bratz” styling heads have to have boobs for some reason, and a bare midriff. Both vital parts of styling hair and doing make-up.


15 Responses to “More reasons that Bratz are slutty..”

  1. 1 Sports Princess

    I fully believe that the Bratz line is just evil men training young girls to want to be whores so they have diminished self-esteem & zero self respect later, thus enabling them to date young slutties when they’re really old guys.

  2. 2 Jolene

    That is the best explanation for the Bratz line ever sports princess. That makes perfect sense. It’s scary.

  3. 3 The Boob Lady

    Um, I totally put on my tube top and squeeze my tits together when I do my hair and put on my make-up. You don’t?

  4. 4 Amy

    I love that explaination too, IP!

    Boob lady… I only do that after I’m done, not during.

  5. 5 Dick Small

    Hahaaa, this one really cracked me up.

  6. 6 Krazee Eyez Killa

    I dig that 2nd girl… She fly.


    Krazee Eyez Killa

  7. 7 Flannery Alden

    Aren’t tits essential to all activities?

  8. 8 Chris

    Flann- Not if you’re a bull. Then, they’re useless.

  9. 9 Queen of Dysfunction

    Toys like these make me want to take my eighteen month old daughter to the doctor and put her on the pill NOW. Good gravy Mattel, what the hell is wrong with toy manufacturers?

  10. 10 Flannery Alden

    Chris: you’ve been spending way too much time in the south.

  11. Hey nice place Amy! I’ll bookmark! You’re not getting rid of me THAT easy!!!!

  12. I told my daughter that those things are ugly and have balloon heads because they are all the rage in first grade…thankfully she agrees with me…I want her to stay 6 forever.

  13. I stopped by to give you back your casserole dish and you were…gone…

    I mean, the house was completely empty. Then I tried to catch up with you at your new address and WordPress roughed me up, claiming that I had to “sign in,” even though I am already registered with them. It was horrible (sniff), just horrible

    ; P

    BTW, did you ever think that Barbie would be known as the “chaste” doll?

  14. 14 amy

    Well, I’m glad most people made it here just fine. Sorry about the trouble you had, Write Procrastinator. Hopefully things will go better next time.

    I appreciate you returning my dish! And, no, I never imagined Barbie would be “chaste”…hee hee!

  15. 15 Natalia

    I completely agree, they are bad example for young girls. before we left russia they were just becomming popular there so we buy my daughter one (the doll had pants and a long sleeve shirt…very nice, like barbie but with giant head) then we move here and see thoes mini skirt and tube top, at first i think it was only here but no, in russia and UK have them too, girl all over world will now think is ok to dress like hooker.

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